WINNER!
That's IT, Fry! The Northern Clemency. Short listed for the Man Booker prize in 2008. Here's a description:
'The Northern Clemency" is a 600-page multigenerational epic set in the northern English city of Sheffield, famous for steel, coal mines and the retrenched male strippers immortalized in "The Full Monty." Written by a distinguished creative writing professor, blurbed by Philip Pullman, a finalist for the 2008 Booker Prize and recently named Amazon's Best Book of 2008, this door-stop volume aims to be a Major British Novel, revisiting the dawn of Thatcher's Britain in the 1970s, the volatile confidence and despair of the '80s and the awakening of Tony Blair's new Britain in the '90s."
The thing is - it's 600. I'm never sure about committing so much time to it. And the years go by with it's beautiful cover...sitting on the TBR pile.
Ha! Fry, you could have used The Missing Link: The Lost Art of Handwriting for your next puzzle!