Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
Edward Gibbon, on CopperfielD
When I married, Bob told me he figured that a man would spend a lot of time waiting for his woman, so he should have something to read, like Gibbon, while he waited. I promptly gave him a copy, but I didn't keep him waiting that much, and he never got very far in it. I still have it though, maybe sometime I'll get to it.