Ok staying au courant, here's the latest one, the "FBI" just called me. They chose a woman to represent them who barely spoke English. (DUH) She warned me that my computer had been taken over and was committing crimes as we spoke. I said goodbye, thank you for calling, and hung up on her.
She called me back and said very harshly, DO NOT HANG UP ON ME, this is the FBI!
I kept saying what do you want?
She finally wanted me to go to the computer, turn it on, bring up a browser, and she got as far as "type in this address...p...."
I said no Ma'am, I'm not doing that and do not call me back, and hung up.
She is very aggressive and hostile as she apparently thinks the FBI is. Maybe they are, but this room full of people who don't speak English aren't getting me to go to a website where they can "help me" fix the bad things these bad people have put on my computer.
So beware!