Well, here we are on the 3rd Day of Christmas
(Quick: can you sing the song without looking?), and I hope you all had a wonderful day no matter how you spent it.
Remember all those funny accidents we used to report here? The souffle which did not rise? The turkey which burned up? We've all got our own family legends...(except that's how my cooking always turned out, so I never had anything to add...well I do, now)....
I have one this year! Christmas Eve, no less.
YES. I was sitting right here at the desk when I heard the faintest tinkle ...just a quiet tinkle. I THOUGHT it was in a cabinet where I had been getting out glassware and I THOUGHT I might have caused an imbalance, but no...no imbalance. Nothing wrong. So I sat back down.
Later...much later, I went into the main room and was astonished to see the Christmas tree flat on the ground. Broken balls everywhere. A total disaster.
We always cut one of our own trees. In fact my oldest son planted a row of Christmas trees to come, our own little tree farm, here on the farm, when his son was born. And so this was one of them, and of course reached the ceiling, so it was a big tree but not as big as some in the past and so was not actually affixed to the ceiling beams as usual and down it came. No earthquake, no wind, no nothing, just wanted to lie down, I guess, and who can blame it? hahaha
I wanted to, too, when I saw it. But my youngest put it back up, CHAINED it to the beams, and we affixed the stuff to it and to fill in the gaps left by broken bulbs, we struck on streamers (better known as garland to normal people) as cascading down. I thought that was quite effective, actually and we had a pretty good time doing it, I thought it looked good until my oldest came in and saw it. hahhahaa Apparently we can give up any hope of going into the Tree Decorating Business? ... Well its UP anyway and I think it looks better now than it did on the floor.
I win? hahaha If there's a contest for Christmas disasters, can I win? hahahaha