Speaking of conversation stoppers and how to reply to them, reminded me of a joke:
Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from South Carolina and other from Texas) were conversing on the porch swing of a large, white-pillared mansion.
The first woman, who was from Texas, said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me."
The South Carolina lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The Texas woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive."
Again, the lady from South Carolina commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The Texas woman boasted, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."
Yet again, the South Carolina lady commented, "Well, isn't that nice??"
The woman from Texas then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"
The lady from South Carolina replied "My husband sent me to charm school."
"Charm school?", the first woman cried, "Land sake's, child, what on Earth for?"
The South Carolina lady responded, "So that instead of saying 'Who gives a sh.t?' I learned to say, 'Well, isn't that nice?'
Marj